Ricers come in all shapes and sizes

"YSI-what can brown do for you" (ysi-what-can-brown-do-for-you) 09/17/2013 at 22:24 • Filed to: Rant, Kind of

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Just cause you own a nice car, doesn't mean you aren't a ricer at heart. More proof.

V12s sound great, but randomly revving it is stupid and ultra ricey.

Another great example, why do you have your door up? You are driving, close them.

That is all.

offroadkarter > YSI-what can brown do for you 09/17/2013 at 22:27

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Theirs a difference between being a ricer, and a douche. These are all douches

Frank Grimes > YSI-what can brown do for you 09/17/2013 at 22:28

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I agree.

YSI-what can brown do for you > offroadkarter 09/17/2013 at 22:29

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Well what would a ricer be? I have always thought of it as a state of mind, rather than Racing Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > YSI-what can brown do for you 09/17/2013 at 22:29

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True. I was always of the opinion that no car is naturally a ricer, it's what the owner does that makes it into one. Hell, even a 1970 Chevelle could be a ricer with the right mods. Do note that I use the word "right" very lightly. And "mods", that one too.

offroadkarter > YSI-what can brown do for you 09/17/2013 at 22:33

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you can be a douche driving a dump truck, wouldn't call them a ricer... I mean he's in a dump truck he'll run you over

Squid > YSI-what can brown do for you 09/17/2013 at 22:37

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Skyline with fancy flames shooting out its rear, and a ROTA sticker on its window, real classy. . .

YSI-what can brown do for you > Squid 09/17/2013 at 22:41

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The flames aren't even fo' real

Squid > YSI-what can brown do for you 09/17/2013 at 22:50

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Just like those aren't real TE-37's. . .

PS9 > YSI-what can brown do for you 09/17/2013 at 22:57

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S'all good, homie. You jus ain't bout dat life, dog. You don't know what it do to pull down 20 stacks in a weekend of movin' dat mad rock and runnin' up inta niggas houses, son. When you doin' it big, you gonna git haters, that's jus what it be, and dats cool. We some punk ass ricers to you, and that's cool. When we rip past you on the freeway fast enough to peel the paint off to the bare metal with our doors up, with the bass blastin', with all our ricer crew, that'd be cool to. S'all good, homie. S'all good.

J/K

Burner20222212 > YSI-what can brown do for you 09/17/2013 at 23:12

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I can guarantee you those are all either bought on a loan, rental, or deuche born into money.
Real rich people don't go around revving flashy supercars in a small city road. These are just cheap and childish ricers at heart who just happened into a car they cant afford.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Squid 09/17/2013 at 23:22

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That motherfu. . .

YSI-what can brown do for you > PS9 09/17/2013 at 23:22

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What did I just read. I applaud you good sir.

YSI-what can brown do for you > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 09/17/2013 at 23:23

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Yes! Finally. A car can't be a ricer, it is just a machine. It is the owner who is at fault. . . always.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > YSI-what can brown do for you 09/17/2013 at 23:27

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Exactly. My favorite example fo that is perhaps the car most people consider a king among ricers, the EK9 Civic.

Nice, not rice:

Rice, not nice:

And who did that to the second car? The owner. Always the owner.

YSI-what can brown do for you > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 09/17/2013 at 23:29

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That second car probably causes strokes, I mean just look at it.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > YSI-what can brown do for you 09/17/2013 at 23:31

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And it wasn't even the worst one I found in my 5 seconds Image Search, unfortunately...

D > YSI-what can brown do for you 09/18/2013 at 00:37

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I'd limit it to Japanese vehicles, first of all.

aquila121 > Squid 09/18/2013 at 01:01

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Clad someone else saw the Rotas—the airbrushed wings on the doors made me vomit a bit, too.

YSI-what can brown do for you > D 09/18/2013 at 02:04

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But da domestics. . .

ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > YSI-what can brown do for you 09/18/2013 at 10:03

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In the second Video: What if, what IF, his friends removed the fuse for the power windows, and to keep from passing out from all the engine fumes that enter the cabin, he has to drive like this till he gets to the neared Auto parts store? ALA Top Gear.